I love this site. It's so pathetic that it's awesome. I mean, how can you not like snippets of things such as :
"Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual 'type'. I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said 'Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones.' FML"
Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediatly ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML
clicky the link at the top ORR http://www.fmylife.com/
And now I'm going to go and study. Like I was SUPPOSED to be doing all along...